We recently read about all the terrible things parents do to make their kids’ lives miserable, like making them take showers, wipe their noses, and wear clothes even when they don’t feel like it. Unforgivable, really. And that made us wonder, could teachers be even worse? We had to find out. So we asked our FB community to share some of the rotten things teachers do every day to ruin kids’ lives. Read it and weep.
1. Jacket horror
“I make students wear winter coats, hats, and gloves outside at recess. When it’s 20 degrees. I’m so awful.” —Jen
2. The cruelties of annotation …
“I make my kids underline and highlight in their text so they actually have to read their stories instead of just copying answers from their friends. I’m a monster!” —Jennifer
3. … and complete sentences
“I ask them to write in complete sentences, even though THAT TAKES WAY TOO LONG.” —Sue
4. Murderous manners
“I had the temerity to suggest that the proper response to a teacher-provided doughnut was ‘thank you,’ not ‘I WANTED one with sprinkles.’” —Lori
5. Old-fashioned research
“I make my students walk all the way across the classroom for a dictionary, even though I could just spell the word for them, which would be WAY EASIER.” —Tabby
6. So mean
“I require them to write their names on their papers if they would like to receive credit for their work. WHAT am I thinking???” —Karen
7. Ridiculous expectations
“I make them READ in reading class!” —Whitney
8. How could you?
“I make them take off their hats in my classroom, even when they have really BAD hat hair!” —Laura
9. Grammar guru
“I ask them to begin sentences with a capital letter and end them with correct punctuation, even though ‘people don’t always do that anymore.’ (Sounds like I’m mean AND old-fashioned).” —Sherry
10. Fun police
“I won’t let them hang like insane monkeys from the coat hooks. I’m just rotten, I tell you!” —Amy
11. Weekend warriors
“I require my students to read for 20 to 30 minutes every night of the week, even though it ‘totally ruins their weekends!’” —Kathleen
12. Why revise when it’s already perfect?
“I make my students ‘waste’ their time rereading and editing their own writing even though it’s SO BORING.” —Kiley
13. Teacher of the year
“I made my students quiet down before dismissing them at the bell. It robbed them of 12 precious seconds of their passing time, which caused them to be tardy to their subsequent classes. One kid was 10 minutes late, which was ALL MY FAULT.” —Erin
14. I think you’re asking too much
“I make my students bring a pencil to class, even though they can’t be expected to remember EVERYTHING.” —Karen
15. What’s the point of cursive anyway?
“I make my students take their spelling tests in cursive, since we spent the first half of the year learning it—which is ‘JUST CRAZY because cursive has nothing to do with spelling.’” —Selena
16. Wicked witch
“I won’t let my students listen to music on their smartphones during class even though EVERY other teacher in the WHOLE world lets them.” —Phend
17. Get with the times
“I wore school colors on our school’s spirit day. Turns out I’m ‘waaaay too old to celebrate things like that.’” —Erin
18. Three times in 45 minutes sounds legit
“I made a classroom rule that no one is allowed to go the bathroom more than twice in one class period. Apparently, they are all going to pee their pants. I’m horrible!” —Em
19. Way too time-consuming
“I make my second graders write a rough draft and a final copy of their writing. Oh, the humanity! Kids pout and huff and puff every time, and it STILL doesn’t change my mind.” —Abby
20. But they need to socialize!
“I expect my students to do work during group project time, even though there are MORE IMPORTANT things they need to talk about.” —Paula
21. Barefoot in the park
“I asked a student to leave his shoes on at recess. You know, so he doesn’t hurt his feet stepping on anything.” —Erica
Have more rotten things teachers do? Come and share in our WeAreTeachers HELPLINE group on Facebook.
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